Ok let us clarify. Reports today of a 20-year-old Brazilian woman selling her virginity for $780,000 in an online auction have absolutely nothing to do with selling lumber (see full story here). The successful Japanese bidder, one known simply as Natsu, is not to be confused with the buyer who recently submitted a firm offer to buy some of our Dakeryn studs. Offshore policies likely ensured any offers submitted by west coast wholesalers were not in the running. Besides, I’m assured that the ‘virgins wanted’ ads posted around our office are strictly aimed at a search for first-time customers.