Faster than Speed of Light?

Wouldn’t you know it!  At a time when we’re agonizing to overcome transportation hurdles that seem to intercept every effort affecting on-time lumber delivery, scientists are rubbing it in… by telling us they’ve now clocked neutrons travelling faster than the speed of light!

So far our traffic manager offers little consolation, telling me the scientific discovery merely establishes new standards of excellence for us to aim for on the next truckload order.